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Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Earth?
Job: lazy bastard

If anyone wants me I'll be in my new account; search paper-penguin in the portal/BBS.

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8/7/05

Level: 9
Aura: Evil

Rank: Scout
Blams: 154
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Rank #: 32,404

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Exp. Points: 770 / 900
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Voting Pow.: 5.11 votes

BBS Posts: 311 (0.19 per day)
Flash Reviews: 138
Music Reviews: 4
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Latest Flash Reviews

138 Reviews | 23 w/ Responses

Score: 0
Gay Guys

"seriously though."

submission: Gay Guys
date: March 18, 2007

Look. I'm not being mean, but you really need to improve. The joke wasn't funny and was just homophobic, and you need to work on the graphics.

Graphics: It's great that you're trying frame-by-frame instead of tweening that most flash newbies and LegendaryFrog does, and it would've been good if it wasn't stick figures. Try something that hasn't been done to death.
Sound: The music got on my nerves, and there was an absense of any other sound. Try using things like sound effects in your later projects.
Humour: Seriously, lay off the homophobic jokes. Unless you're really really good at them, they're not funny and people will just see you as deliberately trying to be controversial.

Another note is learn to take negative reviews. This is newgrounds, and you're always gonna get assholes who say "OMFG LIEK, UR TEH SUXX0R!!!!!". Try to rise above that and ignore them. Despite them, don't give up. All it takes to make good flash is a little practice.

Author's Response:

no need to cry because I made fun of gay people.

hahahaha someone likes teh pen0r.

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Score: 7
A Strange Day

"lol, strange indeed...."

submission: A Strange Day
date: June 17, 2006

wahey, looks like you finally got yourself a frontpage, NN.

Nice work, liked the humour. Not your best, but pretty cool.

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Score: 9
super marrio parodies

"XD"

date: June 9, 2006

this rocked. 'Nuff said.

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Latest Audio Reviews

4 Reviews | 1 w/ Response

Score: 8
O Fortuna (Remix)

"Nice Work."

submission: O Fortuna (Remix)
date: August 31, 2006

This is a pretty awesome song. Catchy!

*taps feat*

Author's Response:

Chea thanks.

J TRILL

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Score: 9
ParagonX9 vs KFNX - The Legend

"cool tune"

date: November 23, 2005

The beginning of this sounds kind of Crash Bandicoot-esque, but thats not a problem cos Crash Bandicoot's cool and so is this song!

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Score: 7
Yowchow song

"should've been a LOT longer."

submission: Yowchow song
date: October 27, 2005

I started to really like it... then it ended.

You should remake it but make it longer.

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